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Different Uses for Fake Pee

To be on the legal side of things in 2019, it is wise for you to consider that you’re buying your fake urine for reasons other than urinalysis or screenings. Better yet, the guy at the local store needs to consider this.

Screenings are probably the very first thing anyone thinks of when they hear about synthetic urine. In most cases, however, it is probably best that you not come right out and say that.

There are several other uses for fake pee that may surprise you. In many cases, you can use it for hunting, pee fetish purposes, and even prank your friend. Don’t believe me? Read on, and you’ll find out about the many uses for Quick Fix products.

1. Scientific Purposes

Quick Fix is the best synthetic urine for scientific purposes. Its unique properties allow it to be reheated an indefinite number of times, while still perfectly replicating the characteristics of human urine.

Ponytailed lady at the lab facing backwardsIf you are a company who has to perform thousands of urinalysis yearly, you have to be 100% sure your equipment is calibrated and working correctly.

One of the things that many likely do not know is that calibrating urine testing equipment needs to be done with fake urine to get correct results. It may sound counterintuitive at first, but human urine is actually not suitable for being used to calibrate the testing equipment because it is not consistent from sample to sample.

Human urine samples have a different make up each time due to differences in diet and individual body factors. To calibrate testing equipment, those doing the work need to test it on urine with the same chemical make up every time.

With fake pee, there is a consistent chemical makeup for each testing so that the equipment is correctly calibrated. Accurate calibration allows researchers to test urine for a wide variety of purposes that increase our knowledge of the human body. The scientific advances that are possible due to synthetic urine are truly fascinating.

Well-known labs such as LabCorp and Quest Diagnostics buy the fake pee to make sure their machines are working correctly.

Scientists also are using synthetic urine in research aimed at figuring out how humans could travel to Mars. Because it is impossible for a spacecraft to carry enough food for travelers to survive that long of a journey, researchers are looking for ways to sustainably grow food on board during the potential intergalactic flight. Scientists and testers use both human and synthetic urine in these studies.

2. Education Purposes

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Because it has the same chemical makeup of the real thing, synthetic urine is the safe and sterile way in which educators have students learn and practice methods of testing urine.

Medical students or other researchers can use fake pee for learning to handle bodily fluids and simulate testing to get experience and results without the health risks.

Since testing urine is such a vital part of our medical diagnosis and care it could not be more critical. Urine tests monitor health and diet, detect illnesses and determine treatments.

Medical students and clinical researchers need a way to train on testing procedures and practice working with urine, and synthetic urine is the simplest way to create the experience of the real thing. So thank synthetic urine for our increased knowledge of the human body!

3. Testing cleaning product capability

Cleaning products that advertise their ability to clean urine stains need a way to test their products and to show their cleaning skills to potential customers.urine sample for urinalysis

While it technically might be possible to collect a large amount of animal urine for testing purposes, it surely is not a pleasant thought.

With synthetic urine, you can thoroughly test cleaning products and display their abilities in front of potential customers without the health risks or the grossness.

Simply pour the fake pee on the carpet, use the cleaning product on it, and the evidence is there for how the product will clean actual urine.

4. Alternative Medicine and Cosmetology

beautiful girl is having facial care procedure

While not recommended for internal uses, synthetic urine is a source for alternative medicine methods that involve urine. This makes fake pee an effective tool.

Due to its chemical consistency and identical chemical makeup to real urine, synthetic pee is the safest way to approach alternative medical techniques that use urine.

There are also many that use urine for cosmetology purposes that apply urine to the skin that can be done more safely using synthetic urine instead of actual urine. Actual urine may include many things that are not safe or a part of the essential chemical makeup of urine. That is why people use synthetic urine as a consistent and safe alternative.

5. Urine Fetish

Close up of a couples feet in bedSome people experience urophilia, or sexual excitement that comes from watching another person urinate. 

As normal urine has the potential to carry bacteria and diseases, it is not safe nor suitable for use in urine fetish play – and partners may be understandably hesitant to participate.

Quick Fix synthetic urine contains none of the impurities of naturally-occurring urine and makes for a healthier erotic experience without losing any of the properties of urine that makes it appealing to those with a urine fetish.

6. Take Pranks to the Next Level

happy couple grocery shopping together

Do a quick YouTube search, and you’ll rapidly discover that using synthetic pee to prank friends and family is way more popular than you might think. From pretending to pee on a girlfriend to pretending to drink a bottle of urine, this level of prank has a huge following.

Let synthetic urine help you level up your practical joke game with our products. And be sure to have the camera rolling for your own unforgettable YouTube moment.

7. Game On For Hunters

Hunters use synthetic animal urine to attract deer and other prey during hunting season. Conversely, it masks human scents. No hunter wants to miss the perfect shot because an animal gets spooked by the scent.

Wildlife photographers also use synthetic urine to attract specific animals who may not have gotten the memo about their photo shoot. Gardeners and farmers can use fake pee to repel unwanted animals that wreak havoc on the crops. Tired of deer nibbling up your roses? Synthetic urine to the rescue.

8. Testing Diapers and Incontinence Pads

Disposable diapers are not a new thing; neither are incontinence pads or briefs. Many companies provide these items for use, but how do we know what diapers, pads or briefs will actually do the job?cute happy baby boy

After all, it’s important to know that your infant, you, or your elderly loved one will not end up soaked in urine. Plus, when urine sits against the skin for too long, the ammonia in the urine can cause the skin to break down.

What better way for companies to test their products than to use synthetic urine? It is safe for them to use in wide-scale testing and, because it mimics real urine, the test results will give a more accurate picture of how well these products will work.

Fake Pee Is Not As Weird As You Think

Look, there is no judgment here, everyone has their own path in life. Yes, you can use fake urine for everything from weird pranks to urine screening and we’re not going to judge. 

The point is, synthetic urine is not that weird. It is actually a super practical tool that we use as a society for a broad range of purposes.

Imagine all of the medical advancements that have been made possible due to the creation of fake pee! It is kind of mind-blowing when you ponder it for a bit.

Whether it is being used to help save lives, or simply being used to help us all avoid washing cloth diapers, it is certainly clear that practical uses for synthetic pee are everywhere.

So the next time you hear about that carpet cleaner that can take care of the toughest stains, including urine, you will know that synthetic pee has come to save the day again. Check out our products, such as the Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Plus 6.2.


About Chris Wilder

Chris Wilder spent many years working as a part-time phlebotomist, [and yes he knows all the vampire jokes] while honing his writing skills. In 2017 he gave up playing around with blood to become a full-time writer. While dealing with blood might seem a cold and analytical vocation, his role of phlebotomist required dealing with nervous patients who needed plenty of empathy and compassion, Chris has carried this over to his written work. He believes that Quick Fix Synthetic products are the best chance of success. With his wide knowledge in this field and his understanding of how urine drug tests can affect the lives of everyday people like you and me, Chris can explain in layman's turns all the important information you need to know. In his free time, he likes to hang out with friends and check out local bands drinking a glass or two of his favorite Makers Mark Bourbon, while enjoying a recreational smoke. To keep himself in shape he takes extremely short walks with Lola, his incredibly lazy pet pug.