Walmart is the United States’ largest employer, and it wants your urine. Nor is it the only one. Many Fortune 500 companies – Cisco Systems, Costco, FedEx, Quest, UPS, Home Depot, and Lowes – and other big-time employers across a variety of industries want your urine before they will hire you. In fact, recent surveys suggest that well over half of employers require a urine test.
No, these companies don’t all have some weird fetish; they just expect prospective employees to submit to pre-employment urine testing. This is deeply troubling for anyone concerned with sacrificing medical privacy simply in order to land a job. Thankfully, Quick Fix Synthetic urine is available to protect your privacy without compromising your employment hopes. All these companies will run lab tests for synthetic urine, but we know that Quick Fix has you covered.
Urine Testing for Information
Urine testing can provide a disturbing amount of information about a person. Depending on the tests used, it can tell the tester what you eat and drink, how much you exercise, how well your kidneys work, whether you are pregnant, and what medications you are on. It can also indicate specific bacteria or diseases you may carry along with countless other personal facts which are really none of their business.
Urine testing can also tell whether you have smoked nicotine or other substances recently. It can take as long as two weeks for nicotine and even more time than that for other substances leave the body, depending on the amount and frequency of smoking.
Gender plays a role in the elimination of “by-products of indulgence,” as women tend to process nicotine quicker, especially if they are on birth control pills, according to Medical News Today. A person’s overall health and age will affect the rate that nicotine leaves the body. So don’t be fooled into thinking that just because it’s been a few weeks since you last indulged, you are safe.
In today’s data security climate, it would be foolish to trust in the diligence and discretion of testers to be able to guarantee protection of private medical information. After all, misuse of urine tests is not unheard of. The Washington D.C. Police Department, for example, admitted in 1988 to having used urine samples to screen female employees for pregnancy without their knowledge or consent.
What About States Where It’s Legal?
There are now many states that have legalized the medical and recreational use of cannabis. But the fact that you may live in a state where recreational or medical cannabis use is legal does not mean that it is alright with your prospective employer. If you are a federal employee, for example, you must follow the federal guidelines regarding the use of any substances.
Courts have ruled that employers still have the right to require a workplace free from many different substances. It doesn’t matter to a significant number of companies that your doctor supports the use of medical cannabis to help with your muscle spasms or back pain. Your employer may have safety concerns and an entire list of medications banned for use by employees.
Sharing your personal medical information is not necessary to get a job, and your reluctance to do so says nothing about the kind of employee you will be. Even the United States Supreme Court has ruled that urinalysis is an intrusion on privacy both when it is collected and when it is tested. While this is relevant only to government-compelled urinalysis and not pre-employment testing, it nevertheless affirms a basic right to discretion.
You have every right to keep your medical information to yourself, which is why our company was founded on the basic human principles of freedom, discretion and privacy. Quick Fix Synthetic’s fake urine can shield you from invasive corporate spying and free you to shine in your new job.
Can Labs Test for Synthetic Urine?
Guaranteed to pass all major testing facilities such as Alere Toxicology, Quest Diagnostics, LabCorp, and US Health Works, our lab grade synthetic urine is available for both males and females. Our proprietary scientific formula carefully balances specific gravity, creatine, and pH levels in order to ensure a top quality product for bargain prices. Every ounce of synthetic urine appears natural and is undetectable because it mimics all components of natural urine down to its molecular structure. It even foams just a little!
Quick Fix Synthetic screens all our product with pretesting using the same equipment as state of the art testing labs in order to be 100% certain that we offer the best pee around. This is why we feel confident in saying that our fake urine is guaranteed to pass any test while providing you the peace of mind in knowing that your personal information is protected.
Quick Fix Synthetic tests every batch individually. We even provide you with a unique batch number that you can call to confirm any information you may want. Our discreet shipping and billing departments understand your concerns about privacy and have you covered here as well. Your bill and package will never reveal what you have purchased!
We brag about our Quick Fix Synthetic Urine line-up of products because our track record shows a 99.9% success rate. Who else can claim those numbers? The very few cases that didn’t pass are because of user error, such as not following the temperature guidelines.
Quick Fix Synthetic Guarantee
We offer a 100% guarantee to refund your money in the unlikely event you don’t pass that test. All we require is that you send us your failed test results and your receipt of the Quick Fix Product.
So many different employers are pre-screening for nicotine and other substance use that it’s risky even to take a chance when applying for a new position. Be safe and use Quick Fix Synthetic Urine to pass that test with flying colors!
Go to our website, and if you have any questions about what product is best for you, call. One of our discreet representatives will help you decide. And don’t forget to take a peek at a few of the other products you may want, such as the synthetic urine strap to help you keep your product warm till needed.